【中英对照美文】内向的人，送你9句话

9 Killer Excuses, For Introvert People
9句超好用的大招，送给内向的人
 
Number 1:
大招一：
Please go away. I'm introverting.
请走开，我忙着内向呢。
 
Number 2:
大招二：
I would rather be at home with my cat.
我更愿意待在家里陪我的猫。
 
Number 3:
大招三：
I came. I saw. And I want to go home.
我来。我看。然后我想回家了。
 
Number 4:
大招四：
Sorry I'm late. I don't want to come.
抱歉，我来晚了，因为我并不想来。
 
Number 5:
大招五：
Sorry I can't. I already filled my people quota for today.
抱歉，不行。我今天的社交槽已用完。
 
Number 6:
大招六：
I can't go, because I don't want to.
我去不了，因为我并不想去。
 
Number 7:
大招七：
I don't hate people. I just feel better when they're not around.
我不恨你们，我就是不喜欢和别人待在一起。
 
Number 8:
大招八：
Books are better than people.
书比人好用。
 
Number 9:
大招九：
I party like an introvert, which is to say...... I don't.
我用内向人的方式轰趴，意思就是……我不轰。